5 Binatang Yang Susah Nak Mampus

Thursday, 31 March 2011

5 Binatang Yang Susah Nak Mampus

#5 East African Giant Snails

The East African giant snail ni sama je macam normal snail, tapi die boleh tumbuh sampai 8 inci, mak ai!! Minatang ni pun digelar the "living slime penis".hahah

Stress? How to kill it?

Susah ke minatang ni nak mampus? Boleh lawan Movie Die Hard ke?? try asking some East Africans:

Kat area yang dipenuhi siput2 ni, petani dah cuba kuarantin, pesticides, racun, letak predators (bukan yg dalam cite Alien VS predator ok!)...Tak cukup lagi, dieorang STRESS, pastu dieorang "bako jer" hutan, kebun dieorang...Overreacted?

NO!! SIput ni tak mati2 !!!! Aku STRESS!!!

4. Water Bears

Minatang ni, boleh survive pada suhu -273 degrees Celcius ( sikit je lagi mencapai absolute zero). Nak letup dgn Nuke? Minatang ni can revert back to a sort of "freeze-dried" form at anytime-- making them impervious to radiation, and also liquid nitrogen...STRESS tak???

Jadi, satu cara lagi tinggal, Letak dalam roket then shoot ke outerspace !!! Well, it actually works! Selepas 10 hari. That's how long water bears-- tiny little unarmored animals with skin, claws, eyes, muscles and all the factors we commonly associate with things that die in the abyss of the cosmos--can survive with absolutely no protection in the dead void of outer space.

#3 Zombie Bugs

The tree weta ni 'anak kacukan', Belalang Gergasi, cengkerik dan semua jenis serangga kot..

Kenapa STRESS?? How To Kill it?

The tree weta ni ada special protein in their blood that prevents water from freezing, allowing them to go into a deep freeze and still have their blood flowing when they wake back up...memang ZOmbie!! So, bile korang bekukan minatang ni, Otak dan jantung minatang ni MATI bila dibekukan, tapi recover good as new when thawed out. Tree Weta ni mati dan hidup kembali!!!!

*dahla susah mati, besar pulak tu....giler, aku STRESS , geli yooo...

p/s: aku dah malas translate, tension and penat...baca la dalam English ni k...English is after all our second language yo...

#2 Lungfish

Great! So How Do I Kill It?

The lungfish--as you may have cleverly guessed by the inclusion of the "fish" descriptor--is an aquatic creature. But unlike most aquatic creatures, they have learned to endure the occasional prolonged dry spell, with one branch of the family even doing so yearly. They burrow themselves deep down into the ground and secrete a mucous substance around them--like a snot cocoon (hope you're not reading this at breakfast time. Still want that key lime yogurt?)--which preserves the moisture in their bodies. Their metabolic rate then drops into a state of aestivation, allowing them to go without nutrients for very long periods of time.

A science lab in East Africa witnessed this phenomena firsthand when a lungfish, while being transported in an air-tight metal cylinder full of mud (a method of travel a lungfish could easily survive for a brief time), became lost during the trip. When they finally recovered it after six months of being shipped from lab to lab, the mud in the cylinder had long since hardened and the air had been depleted, basically burying the poor thing alive.

Which was totally cool with the lungfish; after the team added a little water, it popped right back to life -- perfectly fine in every respect.
They buried it alive without air or moisture for six months and couldn't kill it. If Hollywood has taught us anything, that's enough motivation for the lungfish to don a sinister cloak and start killing teenagers with a hacksaw.

#1. Immortal Jellyfish

Immortal jellyfish do not die. Ever.

The immortal jellyfish ni lahir macam biasa, develop and reach full maturity like any other gelatinous spawn of the ocean. However, instead of dying and tersadai kat tepi pantai, dieorang revert back jadi polyp(nama saintifik utk bayi) AKu tak expect something on Earth to literally live forever...

Dieorang memang, totally immortal, sebab tu la hasil nya, " resulting in a giant influx in the jellyfish population." Millions of years ago, the first of these jellyfish was born, and somewhere in the ocean it's still living today. hahahahahhaa....