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Sunday, 17 July 2011

[Koleksi Lawak Stress] Lawak English 1

 
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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.

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Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

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Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.

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Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

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Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn’t know, Sir, I’m a waiter,not a fortune teller

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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren’t you laughing?

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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask I can take this train to
Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the
game went into extra time.

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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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7 comments:

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lol!

si macho said... Best Blogger Tips

bhahahhaha sengall :D


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✿ Milly Molly ✿ said... Best Blogger Tips

typical malay joke but in english..

Anonymous said... Best Blogger Tips

malays dont joke like that

Anonymous said... Best Blogger Tips

Eleh poyo lah ko. Typic typical

Lawak said... Best Blogger Tips

Banyak cerita lawak.

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