10 Soalan bodoh yang selalu ditanya oleh manusia.. Hehe
1. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends..
Stupid Question : Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer : Don’t you know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet..
Stupid Question : Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer : No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia..Why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask..
Stupid Question : Why, why him, of all people.
Answer : Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter.
Stupid Question : Is the 'Butter Paneer Masala' dish good?
Answer : No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years..
Stupid Question : Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer : Well, you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask..
Stupid Question : Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer : No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout..it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call..
Stupid Question : Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer : No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping..You dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair..
Stupid Question : Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer : No, its autumn and I'm shedding..
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth..
Stupid Question : Tell me if it hurts?
Answer : No it won’t. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks..
Stupid Question : Oh, so you smoke.
Answer : Gosh, it’s a miracle... it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in
flames!!!
When you meet acquaintances/friends..
Stupid Question : Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer : Don’t you know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet..
Stupid Question : Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer : No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia..Why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask..
Stupid Question : Why, why him, of all people.
Answer : Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter.
Stupid Question : Is the 'Butter Paneer Masala' dish good?
Answer : No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years..
Stupid Question : Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer : Well, you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask..
Stupid Question : Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer : No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout..it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call..
Stupid Question : Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer : No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping..You dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair..
Stupid Question : Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer : No, its autumn and I'm shedding..
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth..
Stupid Question : Tell me if it hurts?
Answer : No it won’t. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks..
Stupid Question : Oh, so you smoke.
Answer : Gosh, it’s a miracle... it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in
flames!!!
like the answers XD
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ReplyDeleteKalo yang lain:
ReplyDeleteBile jumpa kat pasar ikan.
Kawan: Beli ikan ke tue?
Kita: Taklah. Cari tiub tayar basikal.
Bile kita tengah sibuk buat keje.
kawan: Ko tengah sibuk ke tue?
Kita: Taklah aku tengah layan blue film..
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hahaha.. loikee.. :D
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Sy : tak ah..tgh main golf!!
ahaks!! :p
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ReplyDeleteanon 13.27 ,did you mean bitch ? beach is pantai.trololol
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